Ugliest Jerseys

The ugliest soccer jerseys are of course open to personal opinion and taste...except with this batch of gaudy ridiculous shirts! Who in their right mind could come up with these little gems. I know some of these players get paid a ton of money but how much money does it take to make anyone want to go out in public in these uniforms?

My top 5 list:

Hull City...GRRRRRRRRRR!
Hahahahahahahaha!

Next up...

Newcastle United!
Black and White stripes are cool. Orange and Yellow are not!

In 3rd place...

Everton!
You just can't be tough in PINK! What in the Hell were they thinking?
BTW, I hate pink and the only reason this putrid shirt is not numero uno on my list is because...
The model is kind of cute and she looks good in pink.

2nd place...

The Caribous of Colorado (1978)
I dare you to look at this thing with the fringe and not snicker!

And

The UGLIEST SOCCER JERSEY

Do I really have to even comment?