Ugliest Jerseys

The ugliest soccer jerseys are of course open to personal opinion and taste...except with this batch of gaudy ridiculous shirts! Who in their right mind could come up with these little gems. I know some of these players get paid a ton of money but how much money does it take to make anyone want to go out in public in these uniforms?

My top 5 list:

Hull City...GRRRRRRRRRR!
Hahahahahahahaha!

Next up...

Newcastle United!
Black and White stripes are cool. Orange and Yellow are not!

In 3rd place...

Everton!
You just can't be tough in PINK! What in the Hell were they thinking?
BTW, I hate pink and the only reason this putrid shirt is not numero uno on my list is because...
The model is kind of cute and she looks good in pink.

2nd place...

The Caribous of Colorado (1978)
I dare you to look at this thing with the fringe and not snicker!

And

The UGLIEST SOCCER JERSEY

Do I really have to even comment?

Soccer Quotes - Real quotes from the soccer world

"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday."

"If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again."

"The game is balanced in Arsenal's favour."

"In comparison, there's no comparison."

"I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way."

"If we played like this every week, we wouldn't be so inconsistent."

Soccer Graffiti

Graffiti on a wall in Dumbarton, Scotland:

JESUS SAVES!

And underneath:

DUMBARTON SHOULD SIGN HIM FOR GOAL!

Murphy's Laws of Soccer

1) If you are 2-0 up with ten minutes to play you'll be lucky to hang on for a draw

2) If in the first round of any cup you beat the defending champions you will lose in the next round to a bunch on no hopers

3) Injury time is about 3 minutes longer when you are winning than when you are losing.

Reasons to become a Referee

You love football, but can't quite understand the rules

You have the strange desire to run aimlessly around in the wind, rain and snow

You love the sound of verbal abuse

You find it hard to make decisions and whenever you do your always wrong

Sports Drink

CR7

Cristiano Ronaldo ... whether he scores or not it is just fun to watch him!